"did you see Curtis last night! He's the boofmister!"
by Boofmister January 5, 2018
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Noun. An insult. Used to describe a snitch or a rat on the streets. Someone who cooperates with police or any form of authority.
I cant believe John gave me up so easy. Now I'm on probation, he's such a curtis.

I aint no Curtis man, I dont never snitch on nobody.
by Rory O'Shay March 12, 2007
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The act of pushing your penis inwards into the body until all that remains (visibly) are the testicles
Jack: Oi guys! I tried to Curtis and it won't come out!

Jill: Jack you seedy fuck
by Red Ranga February 21, 2007
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A being out of its element in urban society.
What in fuck is a Curtis doing here?
I can't believe my eyes... is that a Curtis?
by Hawkyguy June 11, 2010
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Curtis is like the best thing that’s like ever happened fr fr and imma like his ass for a long long time because there’s no one who compares to how meaningful and life changing he is to me. I like him I like him I like him. There’s not a person I would choose above him and if you meet him yourself you’re gonna be mind blown but you gonna have to hide it cause I liked him first but it really jus be a rock your world experience because he’s that good. If the most considerate, best, attractive, funny person mushed into one was alive it’s him and I’ll forever I’ll give the most amount of love and likeness I can give because he’s that good. This man feels like a blessing and I’m not even Christian anymore. My heart skips trillions of beats when I see you and you always put a smile on my face too which jus makes you like a 100/100 adventure.

“”For every day of sunshine there will be a night of darkness but I want to spend both with you”
“We are young but I look at forever with you””
Curtis—he’s mine other people have fumbled
by also Christmas music December 29, 2022
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Curtis is the type of person to think he is good at everything but is horrible at the majority of things he does. He tends to try new things with a positive attitude no matter what happens. He tends to enjoy sports like basketball and tennis. Curtis' are usually pale and tall. They tend to be moody rude and casually annoying. Despite all of this, Curtis still has a few friends that are nice people to be around. There also tends to be people who don't like Curtis.
Curtis plays basketball but is bad at it.
by Curtiswhite911funny November 23, 2022
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The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.
"Can u please leave It's time for me to curtis!"
by asdfas May 22, 2006
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