occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.
From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.
From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.
by LMac311 October 21, 2008
A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006
"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
by Words4Birds April 14, 2019
A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.
Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha
*Silence*
Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*
Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
*Silence*
Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*
Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
by Baxton September 2, 2005
My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.
by jackel_inthebox March 5, 2006
The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.
by Wilse June 18, 2007