A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
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A man who is very dramatic and made tons of oopsies
Person 1: Oh no I made an oopsies

Person 2: Who are you, Count Lucio??
Person 1: Wut? :
by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020
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