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Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009
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A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.
Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!
by fortunate_son April 03, 2006
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The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.
Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!
by advislandfl August 18, 2011
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