by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021
america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.
by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020
Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.
Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
by Sanjopla February 1, 2020
by Bratfink April 10, 2020
Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.
Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!
by TBizzle78 January 22, 2020
stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.
eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”
“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”
“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”
by missboujee💦🤤💸 March 5, 2020