2 definitions by Sanjopla

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

Coronavirus

Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.

Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"

by Sanjopla February 1, 2020