(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.
Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.
(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious
Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.
Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.
(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious
Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.
Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"
Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."
Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."
Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."
Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."
by thehuntress June 4, 2009
by jsd9632 November 25, 2010
A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.
Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."
"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
by Hezuz Cristo March 1, 2009
The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.
"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
by Mike May 24, 2005
by OLSKOO December 3, 2003
A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
by DAR4652 August 28, 2006
Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.
Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
by Allen C July 5, 2007