Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
by vigwig May 3, 2008
Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.
Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
by Aarani March 9, 2007
The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
by counterspinner February 7, 2010
Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?
John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
by roar123 April 15, 2009
by pseudomonym August 2, 2022
The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010
by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010