cleveland steamer

when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.

"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"

by jzelen October 29, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.

Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.

by Watertown Hero November 9, 2008

cleveland steamer

A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.

there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.

by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular fetish

The Cleveland Steamer is the art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular

by maxrob55 August 20, 2008

Cleveland steamer

A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.

Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.

by pfunkk May 8, 2008

cleveland steamer

It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)

She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.

by Charles Ulysess Farley August 21, 2005