Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 26, 2006
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After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yelling BANG, BANG, BANG!
After playing Rainbbow Six my tactical clancy syndrome began acting up and annoying the neighbors.
by The Real Tom Clancy July 11, 2008
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When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.
Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.
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Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.
Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy
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An "Old King Clancy" for homosexuals, where an anal creampie is used as opposed to the standard vaginal creampie. This is a much more sophisticated sex move which requires the use of only the finest Canadian maple syrup.
In order to show how deeply he cared, he decided to give him a Fancy King Clancy for his birthday.
by Peanut Butter & Jelly January 19, 2011
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Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.
"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
by Aarons Mom July 12, 2006
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