Noun: referring to an sexual act whereby a male is engaging in vaginal or anal sex with a female on a beach. After some period of time, the male removes his penis from the female's body, rubs it in the sand, and then places it back inside the female and continues sexual intercourse.
by Vance Broderick February 2, 2010
When climax occurs, during a sexual encounter on a beach, spew onto your lover's face. Then, using the jazzed face as a "battered chicken cutlet", slam her face into the sand.
After my romance explosion on Pam's face I decided to give her a Chicken Cutlet before when washed off in the ocean. Dirsh.
by Kenny Powers March 29, 2009
An endearing nickname for some with with no butt (or a very tiny butt). Each butt cheek is about the size of a chicken cutlet, and in some extreme cases, the size of chicken tenders.
by Latina Honey Bunny December 4, 2007
During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.
So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.
by bigwilliestyle December 13, 2007
A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
by Morgan Slizzles November 22, 2006
by Master Pussy eater December 27, 2006
when a man and woman are having sex on a beach and the guy pulls out, sticks his shaft in the sand, and shoves it back into the girl
by romeo1199 December 27, 2012