Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
by A Lanz November 19, 2008
by urbandictary July 29, 2019
A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
by JonTuna December 2, 2007
Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.
by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022
The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.
My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.
Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?
Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)
Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?
Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)
by backwardsdog December 30, 2014
a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.
by Anthony Lanz November 9, 2008