A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.
by Jackacka October 29, 2006
A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
by Insane Badger September 5, 2009
(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw
(v.) to commit the act of Captaining
MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION
(v.) to commit the act of Captaining
MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION
by Taniqua November 5, 2006
- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!
- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!
- It's captain!
- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!
by drinkbord December 29, 2011
When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.
Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010
In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia August 16, 2008