2 definitions by Taniqua

Top Definition
(v.) when a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina before "finishing," quickly slipping a dildo in her vagina, then skeets in her face and exclaims "TADA!" After this he runs away screaming and/or laughing
I abra-cadabra your mom every nigh, including last night, you assclown.
by Taniqua November 04, 2006
(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw

(v.) to commit the act of Captaining

I Captained your mom last night you assclown.
by Taniqua November 04, 2006

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