caged means for a guy to have his schlong locked up in a device used to prevent him from getting a boner.
I was caged for three days, but I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet -- I must have had a a cumgasm without being hard!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
by Jamie Merlin June 1, 2004
by This Person November 3, 2004
Caged = fuckin gay homo phallus licker.
Also likes to fuck wayne who wears gay pink leather biking suites.
Also likes to fuck wayne who wears gay pink leather biking suites.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
1. A term used to refer to when Nicolas Cage burns you.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
1. *Nicolas Cage talking*...That's what I was doing to your mom last night! *Laughs manically* That's right you've just been...CAGED!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
by 515That One Guy June 16, 2018