1. Chocolate Thief
2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate
3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are
2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate
3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are
Alan is a chocolate thief!
by Sega and Bird April 21, 2005
John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
by Aussie meat May 28, 2015
Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.
by Tim Vader July 26, 2004
by The Night that Never Ends September 14, 2011
Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.
If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
by Ngaire November 28, 2005
CT is an acronym for Cubicle Trash; i.e., the people you work with who are not worthy of their own office. Traditionally, this is a slovenly group with limited intellectual capacity and a propensity for constant confusion, however they're smarter than retards and can hold down a job. Oddly enough, most CTs have a penchant for party planning and costume masquerades.
Hey, should we invite Nancy to our smoke break? Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn't be caught dead with that stanky CT.
by CDawg April 6, 2005
by Miles Krazny March 29, 2008