to lie or make up an entire story involving something that never happened.

Noun- a lie or totally made up story.
Matt- He says he is being recruited for archery.
Nick- That is a total burns.

Joe- He says he is stuck in traffic and will be here in an hour.
Mike- He is burnsing. He will never show up.
by Itwasntme128 September 19, 2009
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When a man gathers his Best bros and gathers all the stuff an ex-Girlfriend gave him and they have a ceremonial burning. Usually while this happens you tell manly stories or talk about manly topics or talk about girls.
Guy 1: Hey tonight we are having the burning
Guy 2: Who's stuff we burning?
Guy 1: Oh just my ex-girlfriends.
by Chaud Blaze June 2, 2011
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Getting, giving to, or having gonnoreah, an STD.
"Man, that bitch burned me!"
by Kalashnikov April 10, 2003
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1.) A word used to describe someone of extreme dashing.
2.) Anyone with a high level of chivalry.
Wow, that guy was really burns.
by Mad'Max May 4, 2005
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The Bard surname of the worlds greatest bard Rabbie Burns or Robert Burns Scotlands Finest.
Burns Night is celebrated the world over
by ayeyermaw April 23, 2006
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To get "told", basically, to be insulted majorly.
Cassie got burned last night when her b/f called her flat.. OHHHHHHHHHH you got burned!!!!
by bobie November 23, 2004
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1) To diss someone extremely well. Usually they won't be able to some up with a comeback.
2) A dis.
3) An exclamation used when burning, or majorly dissing someone.
(this term was first used in the 70's, as you may know if you grew up then or have watched That 70's Show, however it is still used to this day by majorly cool kids)
1) girl 1: man, this soda is pretty flat
guy: ur pretty flat!
girl 2: wow, you burned her bad!

2) random person 1: man, u so fat they don't even make clothes your size!
random person 2: I ain't fat, I'm buff!
random person 3: hey, man, u gotta admit, that was a pretty good burn.

3) (the dude burns (disses) the other dude)
dude who did the burning: Oh! BURNNNN!!!!
dude who got burned: oh no u didn't!
(burn in the past tense is burned, NOT burnt!)
by dudeperson June 13, 2006
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