The Beetroots

The most successful band of all time.
Members:
John Lemon, Apple McCoretney, Orange Harrison, and Ringotato Starch.

The Beetroots' hits include:
•Fruity in the Sky with Diamonds
•While My Gourdtar Gently Peels
•Peely Lane
•Lady Banana
•Hey Root
•Lettuce Be
•Don't Pear Me By
•I Me Mango
•For You Blueberry
•Yellow Tangerine
•Across the Fruitiverse
•You Never Give Me Your Mango
•Yesterdate
•The Berry of John and Yoko
•In My Lime
•Within Fruit Without Fruit
•The Inner Lime
•Drive My Carrot
•Coconut Together
•It's All Too Mushrooms
•Dear Pumpkin

by BeatleBoyThicc March 10, 2019

beetrooter

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.

by fu2nexus6 February 21, 2018

Beetroot

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!

by #VB Beetroot August 26, 2003

Beetroot

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

by Beetrootboy December 6, 2012

Beetroot

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Oof that prop Matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?

by LawtyLover November 15, 2010

Beetroot

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.

That guy was a beetroot!

by cyklode November 24, 2011

BEETROOT

A code word often used to indicate when the person that is the topic of conversation is close by.

"dude you seen the size of colins nose it's beyond massive"
"BEETROOT"
"oh hey colin"

by bluetractorr November 30, 2010