26 definitions by BeatleBoyThicc

Awaken the beast

(verb) To make fun of an autistic kid in your class

Stop trying to awaken the beast or he'll reach for the “toy” in his backpack!

by BeatleBoyThicc January 20, 2019

Kidney Kancer Kure

A group for a good cause you should definitely join!

Join the Kidney Kancer Kure!

by BeatleBoyThicc August 13, 2018

Cushion Bitch

When a bitch is so fat you can literally just sleep on her like a fucking cushion.

She's putting on so many pounds she's becoming my cushion bitch!

by BeatleBoyThicc August 8, 2018

Qoozle

(Adj/noun) Slang for a when a person has down syndrome, mental retardation or low functioning autism that effects their voice so badly they sound like a French person with a broken jaw when they speak. (Pronounced kwoo•zul)

1. That autistic kid over there has a real Qoozle
2. He has a Qoozle-like voice

by BeatleBoyThicc August 3, 2018

Anzuregasm

An aneurysm, seizure and orgasm all at once

“Why's that guy sweating, shaking, and bleeding all at once?”
“He's having an anzuregasm”

by BeatleBoyThicc September 11, 2018

Dirty Despacito

When it reaches the climax but then you pull out when you feel the load incoming and proceed to pull out a sombrero hat with a paper cutout of Luis Fonsi glued inside and nut in it instead.

That basic bitch really thought I was about to nut in her slit but I did the Dirty Despacito instead!

by BeatleBoyThicc July 9, 2018

You're a tool

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.

Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!

by BeatleBoyThicc August 13, 2018