The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.

Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.
Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?
by Cloud December 13, 2004
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The best composer this world has ever seen, or will ever see again, save for Mozart.
It doesn't get much better than Beethoven's 9th.
by Vyryn May 27, 2004
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Oooooh Beethoven, that’s hurtsss
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When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.
I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.
by the_grimace December 9, 2006
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Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.
Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.
by JeffreyJCook October 23, 2007
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noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.
by stephen q September 6, 2009
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When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.
Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
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