albatross

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009

albatross

being stabbed

he got fucking albatrossed.

by madmanzoot November 7, 2011

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 3, 2004

Albatrossed

The act of making people uncomfortable by barging into conversations

He albatrossed into our conversation while I was writing notes with my friend

by Starvenomkiller3009 November 30, 2021

Albatross

This is a term for a fucking hot chick.

Reasoning:
-Jessica ALBA is the hottest chick in the world
-The British call chicks birds
-The King of the Birds is the ALBATROSS

Plural: ALBATRI

Guy 1:Man,i hope theres gonna be some albatri at this party!
Guy 2:Yea, there has to be at least one albatross

by Tommy The Hitman May 18, 2007

albatross

A popular refreshment at sports events.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

by Orthanc October 30, 2003

albatross

A way of talking about that really hot guy you have in your school, without him knowing.

Eleanor: Albatross liked my photo last night.
Megan: He did?

Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.

by fangirlex February 12, 2016