The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'
Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"
by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009
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éclair

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.
I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.
by Phrisky August 18, 2008
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Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008
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Éclair

During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.
I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me
by StuffyCrust March 03, 2019
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Éclair

An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.
Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
by Deathly me January 01, 2020
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English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair
"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"
by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025
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Reverse Éclair

when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat
male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did
by urbandicktionsharer December 08, 2019
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