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A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to
Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair
by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015
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