1. One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and is better than Ken Jennings at trivia.

2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.

3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.
"Aw man, i just pulled a thatcher in class. that is the last time i turn on my phone in class."
by Justin Harmon February 15, 2008
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1. Formerly commonly used to describe a roofer who built and repaired thatch (straw) rooves.

2. Slang for a milk snatcher ("you nicked my milk you utter thatcher")

3. An evil person, usually one who holds power ("that chairman is nothing but a thatcher")

4. A destroyer, a murderer, an incurable idiot. ("your new girlfriend is nothing but a thatcher you know, she doesn't know her arse from her elbow. She wrecked my car last year.")

5. A man in disguise.

6. A deluded old bat with more power than sense.

- He's only a thatcher wannabee, no sense at all.
Thatcher snatcher milk evil idiot margaret cunt bitch destroyer murderer roofer
by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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A Thatcher is someone that is extremely picky, acts like he knows everything, and quite frankly a mindless sheep that follows trends and likes to think he is “cool” for specific reason that are irrelevant. He also overreacts about everything, and will constantly make you cringe.
Random person: *makes stupid joke*

You: your a thatcher
by Theledged27 October 11, 2019
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n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013
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A type of male who thinks he can do anything but he cant.
John: I can beat youin the hitting category of pitch, hit, and run.
Biz: stfu you cant. Youre such a thatcher
by Bizzyboii May 10, 2016
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Alternate term used to describe the club drug MDMA, commonly known as Molly. The genesis of the name evolved from the less common "Maggie" to "Margaret" to "Margaret Thatcher" to "Thatcher."

See also: Thatch, Thatchy, Thatchering
Dude, Herb did so much thatcher last night at the club that I could hear him grinding his teeth over the music!
by Thatcheringly Handsome November 22, 2014
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(n.) A wanna-be skateboarder, poser. Commonly seen riding a penny skateboard, or longboard. Shops at zumiez, and wears everything from there. Usually plays lacrosse, and uses words such as "yolo" and "swag" seriously.
Haha, look at that lax-bro who is mongo pushing a longboard while wearing clothes from diamond supply co, he's skating just to look cool. What a thatcher.
by Vert Dog February 21, 2014
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