1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects
1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by sj0r June 13, 2003
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Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.
No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!
by Al January 10, 2005
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A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything
Dude 1 is a kiddie
by DoomBringer316 February 13, 2004
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Cockneys say 'geezer', northerners say 'lad', Bristolians say 'kiddie'. Kiddie is generally used for younger people, but can apply to anyone up to around 40 years of age.
That kiddie from Southmead got in a right benny
by jim_skreech June 12, 2010
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Kiddy, to be friendly, easy to get along with and completely off your trolly
Our party on Friday night could do with a Kiddy.
by Carl Heaton May 22, 2003
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People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant
Just wait till the kiddies wake up!
by EvilZak August 24, 2003
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Kiddies, usually Used in Britain when joking about a kidnapping or a nonce
Year 7: yeah fam innit did you see those kiddies get snatched

Friend: yeah fam he propa likes kids him
by Your daily slang teacher April 17, 2020
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