5. the best magazine ever
1. "Sosa" is mad if he thinks he has a brain.
2. I'm mad that they made Gigli.
3. These pills are mad dope.
4. Dat ho on the corner gots mad tits.
5. I shot someone for thinking that JAPANIMATION CRAP MONTHLY was the best magazine ever, so I get to go to Mad Magazine Heaven.
People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant