my bitch

someone who is loved very much by their significant other and is in a very loving relationship and someone who is the other persons “bitch”. this doesn’t mean they arent loved by the other person its just a saying so calm ur tits.

friend- “so hows ur girl”
significant other- “shes the best”
friend- “how”
significant other- “oi bitch go get me a beer”
the bitch- *gets beer*
significant other- “love my bitch”

by reidytheshagger May 18, 2019

My bitch

If someone says “you’re my bitch” that means you’re very beautiful and that persons loved u the mostest and you should be really nice to them and make them sandwiches

Dannicake said to graciebean “you’re my bitch” then graciebean made him a sandwich:)

by Dannicake May 13, 2021

My Bitch

Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.

My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS

by Sokennethwasall November 23, 2007

my bitches

any body how says this a pimp

andrew o

by lil master February 19, 2004

My Bitch

Some times used to refer to a shotgun.

Jhon : "Dude u just blew his head off!"
Kyle : "Yea the shotgun's my Bitch."

by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009

suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

by bitchsuckers May 15, 2018

ain't my bitch

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.

Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch

by the bg September 5, 2004