Thanksgiving: A day to gain 10 lb at least and eat too much
Julian: I got soooooooooooooooooooo fat from Thanksgiving dinner
Karina: Yup same
by JulianGameZ November 16, 2017
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The best feast and poop of the year.
Finally, Thanksgiving! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea!
by sweetasslil November 24, 2006
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I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.
by iono November 26, 2004
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Canadian holiday on the second Monday in October
Canadian Thanksgiving used to be held on the same day as American Thanksgiving, but by late November Canadians aren't feeling very thankful.
by Poutinator December 17, 2003
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Thanksgiving is a holiday that is celebrated in the United States. It is a feast day, where people characteristically eat the Turkey a bird which gives it the nickname "Turkey day".
Like many holidays in America it has been secularized. The typical portrait of the holiday is the typical American family stuffing themselvs at the table while watching Football(American Football) and the Rose Parade(A parade held in Pasadena California before the aforementioned football game).
The holiday can be controversial, many people say that this holiday celebrates the massacre of the Indigenous people of the United States that is not true. The holiday commemorates the Pilgrims, religious exiles from Europe, giving thanks to for their survival of the harsh climate of the American continent.
We give thanksgiving to god today for our survival.

Oh boy! its thanksgiving now we can all stuff ourselves.
by robotcity April 27, 2006
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This is an American holiday, where kids get to take off from school, and adults get to take off from work so they can sit on their fat ass', and eat. Yet, they disguise their lazyness by saying they are taking off, to give thanks for what they have. They also watch football on this day.
Little Lazy Boy sitting on a couch with turkey in his mouth.. "I'm so thankful for Thanksgiving!"
by YearRoundPMSGirl November 26, 2003
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