Texas Switch 

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

Texas Switch by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

West Texas Switch 

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.

Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.

West Texas Switch by Chingao July 6, 2015

Texas Switcharoo 

A Texas way to dump a girl.

Texas Switcharoo is when doing a girl from behind facing a window, have one of your friends come out from the closet, you pull put, He sticks it in, you go outside and wave to her in the window!

Texas Switcharoo by Texas switcharoo boy January 31, 2009

Texas Switchblade 

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.

"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"

Texas Switchblade by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008