Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

Texas Krypton Massacre by arex poopy December 31, 2011

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