Top Definition
When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.
"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.
by arex poopy December 29, 2011

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