Texan Liberal

A texan liberal is a liberal with testicles. A person who is neither a wimpy, whiny person with no sense of integrity (ie Ted Kennedy), nor is a bible-thumping racist redneck dumbass (ie Rush Limbaugh), but is somewhere in the middle politically. A member of a dying breed of people who exercise intelligence in their political leanings.

I'm into social equality and help for those who need it, but if someone tries to hurt my family, I'm gonna fight back. Guess that makes me a Texan liberal

Texan Liberal by Tex in Babylon May 18, 2006

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Texan Liberal

These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.

"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal

Texan Liberal by J-Dog123 April 26, 2007

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Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

Texan Liberal by Hotadff February 6, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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