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1.
Another name for tea. Mostly used in the UK.
Would you like another cup of tetley mate?
by TheMightyCopyCat October 03, 2006
 
2.
When Someone Tea Bags Someone While They are Sleeping
Hey, Did you give her Tetley Or Red Rose Last night?
by bk1122 September 20, 2011
 
3.
An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.
Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.
by wilkins19 January 15, 2010
 
4.
A moist flavorsome fart.
That fart was a right Tetley. "let the flavor flood out"
by Flibblesan February 25, 2008