A Tessel is a probably amazing girl. Tessel is the name of an island next to the Netherlands which means she's probably an open minded cool island-fibe-ish girl. Adore her!
She is so chill, I bet she's a Tessel.
by collioo November 01, 2015
A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata
Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.
by Rafikki Ratz October 12, 2011