When she really wants to munch on your wood
Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.
by Trd222 June 23, 2021
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A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".
Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.
by Joey69_69 March 14, 2014
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A female that pops a ton of babies out and lays around the house all day, usually making the dad do all the work.
"Remember Kelly from school, she ain't nothing but a termite queen now."
by dangbe March 2, 2010
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A sexual position by which the man performs excessive anal sex on the woman, leading to anal spillage of fecal matter... the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.
"We tried all kinds of new sex positions last night... but the craziest one was the termite!"
by masterdarkly January 6, 2014
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Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.
Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.
by mothsofdeath November 16, 2010
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a girl who wants to fuck and/suck any man she sees that she finds attractive
mark: bro i was sitting and marcia kept pushing herself on me
tremaine: same.
dane: i thought i was the only one, it look like she want all of us.
tremaine. no bro dont feel too special shes a cocky termite
by miami vice December 2, 2019
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