3 definitions by Joey69_69
When you still have palettes of toilet paper that you bought during the COVID hoarding, but now have no water to flush with because your pipes are frozen.
My family survived the COVID outbreak of 2020, but I don't know how we'll get through SNOVID this week.
by Joey69_69 February 19, 2021
Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.
by Joey69_69 March 14, 2014
More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023