The best fucking band...but why you ask?

1. Their name is great.
2. They don't care what people think of them.
3. They got a friend named Lee
4. They don't play for money.
JB: "Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D!"
by BiggyJee December 30, 2004
The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe
Double Team
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005
BEST AND MOST FUNNY EVER! kyle and jack.......did u know that kyle is in alot of jacks movies?? WELL HE IS!
"small seasoned culries!" -straight from jack black
by alyss March 31, 2004
1. Two-man superhero team comprised of:
Nastyman-power of flight, power to kill a yak from 300 yards away with mind bullets, the power to move you
Wonderboy-protector of the mucky muck
"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power....wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck"--Tenacious D
by shecknacious October 12, 2005
The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.
Tenacious D Is The Greatest Band In The World!!
by Mightyted April 07, 2003
Tenacious D is the best band in the world. Kyle Gass (KG) and Jack Black (JB) are also very talented actors. In other words...yes they do kick ass.
Nah I made the map pretty clear.
Yah well fuck you! I quit!

"Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together oo
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True
Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true
This is our song of exult and joy cause
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke cash
And then we thrash
Throw a big old bash
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone you wanna invite to the bash
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash
Whut time Whut time to blow!"
by Thormak August 25, 2004
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