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Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.
Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

Ten Points for Gryffindor 

The term defining the event where a man and a woman are having intercourse in a bedroom, and upon the time of finishing, a third party who has been hiding in the closet, unbeknowsnt to the man or woman, jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!" and promptly runs out of the room. Usually works best with random hook ups, but also is well suited for sex within a relationship.
"Yo dude, you remember how Chris was with that random girl last night? I so ten points for gryffindored them"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012