by juniorgotit February 13, 2022
A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.
by AirsoftNation.org January 6, 2015
by Grimace November 30, 2004
Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.
I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.
Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017
Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand
by The Mad Mechanic December 12, 2010
Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.
Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.
Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?
Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?
by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008
Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"
by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021