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Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

telelogophobia 

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell
Telelogophobia is more common than you think.
telelogophobia by Chad June 10, 2004

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.
Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!
telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011