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A person, infact it is me.
Helps people with computer problems.
I need som Telc Support!
Telc by Chris Carlmar September 15, 2004
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Telc • telco • telcome • Telcat • Telcato • telch • Telcha • Telchatta • telchine • telcololitis
Really nice guy with a car.
Look, there's a telc, maybe he'll drive you home!
Telc by ravn September 17, 2004

Telcontar 

A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, was the first of the House of Telcontar.

Eldarion Telcontar
Telcontar by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012

Bar TELCRUZAR 

an advanced slang name 4 a pub
Pub, boozer, battle cruiser, Bar TELCRUZAR.
It is still as slang refers to any pub except that Bar TELCRUZAR makes it sound like such a pub exists and the "zar" at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).
A. I am going to take you to the Bar TELCRUZAR ( any cheap old battle cruuiser or boozer ).
B. Wow I am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.
Bar TELCRUZAR by Danny Travers April 22, 2006
Short for TELephone COmpany or TELeCOmmunications. Now, any company or group that uses electronic communication might consider themselves a telco.
Screw ATT, we're starting our own telco.
telco by buggum September 18, 2005
An annoying austrailian/oriental person who inhabits Continuum, has a voice that could kill the def, is idiotic beyond any human potential, and is trying to break the record for "Most people pissed off by one person."
Telcat is a fat whore who needs to have her throat cut.
Telcat by Fuck You Tel April 2, 2004
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Slop Grenade

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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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