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Early morning sexual encounter with a co-worker.

Can range from hardcore spank my ass sex on your bosses desk to copping the opportunistic feel of your desk mates ass while they are bent over under their desk plugging in their coffee warmer.
"While Harv was bent over under his desk this morning plugging in his new USB device, I walked right up and grabbed me a handful of teige! Yeah baby!"
teige by The Original Pez April 14, 2008
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Frog; they usually eat beans and ribbit.
Teige by DESS1E March 19, 2023

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!
When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

Uzui Tengen 

A tall, flamboyant and attractive man from the anime “Kimetsu no Yaiba”. A former Shinobi, he is best known as the Sound Pillar, and retired shortly after his battle with the upper moon(s) 6. He wields two explosive Nichirin blades, which he carries wrapped up on his back. With multiple wives, bulging muscles and a massive cock, it is safe to say that Tengen is the embodiment of flamboyance itself.
Wow, I can’t believe Uzui Tengen has bigger tits than me!!

Nobody is as flamboyant as Uzui Tengen!
Uzui Tengen by Weebmaster14 August 19, 2020

Tiger chicky face 

If you want swim passionately in winter with your fabulous hairy chest and muscles, you are a tiger chickyface.
I swim twelve months sir. The body is strong sir. The body resist sir. I know seven languages sir. Finland, Germany and Hollandiya... I'm fabulous, i'm tiger chicky face and i'm sure you want table for two huh?
Tiger chicky face by ursamajor October 13, 2016

Teignmouth 

A horrid town in Devon, England.

Full of druggies, alcoholics, chavs and aggressive seagulls.
Everyone in Teignmouth is a drunk
Teignmouth by theoneandonlymrcraig September 17, 2023