Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 16, 2008

Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 29, 2011

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 16, 2012

Teboning

The act of Tebowing while boning.

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.

by Aloha Buddha January 23, 2012

Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 12, 2012