Top Definition
The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.
Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"
by Daniel B7 September 24, 2008

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