What happened when some hoe ran into a rundown drunk cowboy town and decided to have sex with the nearest thing with a penis.

Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.

Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are

1. hating a guy
2. in love with a guy
3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.

... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.

Go move to Alaska.

or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.

P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .
depressed emo girl : God, i hate him and that stupid whore he ran off with. I loved him so much and he completely ruined me. I think I'll write a repetative song to express my feelings .. again.
person : too much Taylor Swift again ?
by lorettanicoleanne December 27, 2010
That girl who has 92 awards, sold over a million concert tickets, has almost 10 million followers on twitter, who sold out Madison Square Garden in 59.4 seconds.
One Person: "Taylor Swift has no talent."
The rest of the world: *gasps*
by Sophie Swift December 23, 2011
A beautiful, blonde girl who is an american country/pop singer and songwriter. Many often target her as a slut because she writes about love. Swift is just a young woman who deserves everything she has because she has made millions of her fans happy and has saved many people's lives. Her songs are amazing, and the people who hate on her are mostly directioners because she dated Harry Styles. And that is really stupid.
directioner: ew, it's taylor swift!1!!1! She so gross, she keep her hands off ma harry1!!11!
swiftie: do you even English?
by beautifuhl April 23, 2014
A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.
*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."
by h0nestly December 21, 2013
Best female country singer on the planet.
Newcomer Taylor Swift surely had alot to prove but she bit the bullet. Her songs are playing on my local country station all the time and I don't blame the DJ's.

Best song is Stay Beautiful. :]
Taylor Swift is awesome.
by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008
American singer/songwriter born in Pennsylvania, though she moved to Nashville at age 14 to pursue her career. Despite being subject to some of the worst criticism and notouriously portrayed as an immature, serial-dating, untalented whiner, Taylor Swift is actually one of the best of our time. She rose to stardom "the old fashioned way" and worked her way to the top, being her own tour manager and putting together her own work. Her shows include a theatrical aspect making them seem almost as if a Taylor Swift song is being performed on Broadway. Her vocals have improved drastically over the years, as she was noted for her phenomonal vocals by many esteemed stars. Taylor's songwriting skills have earned her 7 Grammys (to date) and over 200 various awards, many in which include Entertainer of the Year Awards. She was the youngest star to ever win a Grammy for Album of the Year. She has toured 3 times, all in which have been sold out tours. Taylor crossed over to pop, slaying both the pop & country charts. Despite her worldwide success, Taylor has remained modest, down-to-earth and humble in the spotlight after 7 years. She remains an inspiration and shining light to millions of fans-- both male & emale. Taylor decorates guitars and performs for terminally ill fans in hospitals. She continues to contribute to charity through the Taylor Swift Educaution Center & other renown charities. Taylor Swift has truly grown into a beautiful young woman infront of America's public eye.
Ignorant person: "taylor swift is mentally stuck in middle school, Harry styles is mine lolz!!1"

To view a 7 time Grammy-award-winning, multi-millionaire, renowned performer as "Harry Styles' Girlfriend" is frankly quite sexist.
by MaseratiSwift January 21, 2014
Angel.Beautiful.Amazing.Bullied by everyone.She should be left alone.I just want to punch the people who treat her badly!LEAVE HER ALONE!She has the most beautiful voice in the world!
Taylor Swift,beautiful,Amazing,angel
by _ilovetaylorswift__<3 May 23, 2013
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