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A very uncommon name, usually given to someone who is most amazing.They are all you wish you had, fun to talk to, easy to be with.He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. leaves you speechless and takes your breath away, a truly perfect example of what a man should be. The most amazing, the human drug.a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree.
wow. Tauno really is wonderful!
Tauno by whskygrl February 5, 2010
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Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.

Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
"Damn, Tauon just stole my girl" -Everyone
Tauon by Dubio December 14, 2018
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taunton high school 

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression

tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."
A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic
Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.
tanorexia by Melissa September 21, 2004
Word of the Day on August 28, 2010

tanorexic 

someone who never feels they are tan enough
-she spent all day at the beach and then hit the tanning salon
-OMG she is such a tanorexic!!
tanorexic by Believe1 November 27, 2009
In which a pack of males fling themselves, one of top of another, upon a victim lying prostrate on the ground. Said males tend to be in the 14-19 age group, and to have had an all-boys education at at least one stage of their lives.

The taupok may or may not be consensual, but this is of little consequence.

Motives are, ahem, wide-ranging.
Quick, birthday taupok!
taupok by superjoy May 19, 2008