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Tasterbate 

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

tolermate 

a person that isn't your soulmate, but you have the tolerance to spend the rest of your life with and/or marry them.

also can be used if one doesn't believe in soulmates.
Friend: "You and Sarah have been dating for quite awhile."
Steve: "I've been considering asking her to marry me. I think she might be tolermate."

"Despite all his little quirks, I can't put up with him. He's my tolermate"
tolermate by A Magillacutty March 2, 2010

Taterware 

A one of a kind computer. Its based on the Intel platform, and there was only ever one made. It was donated to a student in need so she could graduate on time, and have a computer that worked.
Kayla was privileged enough to receive the only Taterware computer known to exist. Its so fast, it rocks the socks of the sockless. It pwns noobs so hXc it makes there heads spin before they even know the pwnage is about to occur.
Taterware by TL-Iguana November 28, 2007

Taterbating 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.
Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Taterbating by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012
A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.
If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!
taterade by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009

tatermates 

The act of sharing any potatoe based food item between 2 or more people.
Guy: He babe, want to be tatermates?
Girl: Sure, the fries here smell pretty good.
tatermates by Kira7S May 29, 2016