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Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

tatanka explosion 

A drug that is all the rage in Japan. Made from the fibers of a Tatanka plant. Causes a feeling similar to smoking pot. But an overdose can lead to a feeling of your lung feeling like they are on fire. It is smoked like many other drugs.
"Woah dude i just tried some Tatanka explosion and now i'm totally blazed!!?!"

Tavangar 

In the art of making fucking money tavangars strictly mean business and dont take shit from nobody
Dude that tavangar is fucking ballin
Tavangar by making skrilla March 30, 2015
A beautiful lady with a perfect body. she is amazing in every way. very funny. intelligent. can be quite a pain in the butt. loves getting complimented. very confident. loves expressing herself in creative ways. love others more than herself. if you know a tapanga,keep her around she's a great friend and will do anything for you.
"I love tapanga."
"tapanga is the best!"
Tapanga by tapanger March 9, 2015
tenacious in it's presence, the vociferous chariot of none other than DJ DaddyMac.
"Bro, is it storming outside?"
"Nah bro, it's Tatanka."
"That things a monster!"
Tatanka by WalkingEagle92 December 30, 2021
An awesome texting service that allows one person to reach a million. Well, who knows if a million, but however many people are in the group this person wants to text.
For example, a frat house president would text Tatango's number with: "Slumber party tonight."

And every frat members' phones would get the message. Fun would later ensue.
Tatango by Sorority Sistah May 25, 2010