Taser

A non-lethal weapon that can easily be slapped away or taken out of someone. Basically useless against someone with a weapon.

Officer: PUT THE F**CKING KNIFE DOWN
Person: *refuses*
Officer: *tasers them*
Person: *slaps*
Person: *runs toward officer*
Officer: "So anyways I started blasting"

by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y March 23, 2022

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.

“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”

by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

PINK TASER

When you insert the tip end of a rose toy into the vagina , and the rose suction onto the clitoris and turn it on for maximum efficiency, and then when she is going crazy , insert your index finger into her anus and and watch her shake , like she’s been teased , hence the Pink taser , cause your tasing her pink

I gave Laura a pink taser last night and she lost it man , she’s never gonna leave me now

by Chris the crow June 21, 2023

Taser Napkin

Another name for a Stingray

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.

by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022

Taser tap

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018