14 definitions by SilverSheilds

Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again

1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Whoo Hoo

Another word for a vagina or and asshole.

I had to take the suppository straight up the whoo hoo. (vagina) (asshole)

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.

That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Aqua Globe

Just another word for a bong, derived from the "As Seen On TV" product of a glass blown globe that helps keep plants watered.

"Yo, lemme take some joy puffs from that aqua Globe!"

by SilverSheilds May 6, 2020

Aqua Globe

Another word used for a bong

Pass me that aqua globe!

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Little Bag of Fun

A small plastic baggie filled with drugs.

Did you get me my little bag of fun?

by SilverSheilds May 6, 2020